Confessions of a Mug Addict: Signs You’re One of Us
Hi, my name is Sara, and I have a mug addiction. There, I said it. I’ve tried to deny it—blaming the ever-growing stack of coffee cups on my family or my dog Reina (she’s innocent, I promise). But the truth is, I can’t resist a cute, funny, or downright ridiculous coffee mug. If you’re reading this, there’s a good chance you might be one of us too. Here are some telltale signs of a full-blown mug obsession… because admitting you have a problem is the first step, right?
1. You Have Mugs for Every Mood
Bad day? Grab the "Don’t Talk to Me Until I Finish This Coffee" mug. Feeling festive? Hello, holiday-themed snowman mug. Feeling bossy? The "I Run on Coffee and Sarcasm" mug has your back. Your cabinet is basically a mood ring—but with handles.
2. You’re Running Out of Cabinet Space (and Creativity)
At first, you stacked your mugs neatly. Then came the double rows. Now, they’re precariously balanced like a game of Jenga. You’ve even started storing them in places they don’t belong: the pantry, under the sink, or… is that a mug in the bathroom? Let’s not talk about it.
3. You Can’t Walk Past a Mug Display Without Stopping
Stores, craft fairs, online shops—they all have a gravitational pull when mugs are involved. You tell yourself, "I’ll just look," but we both know you’ll leave with another mug you had to have. And don’t even get me started on those "limited edition" mugs.
4. You Know the Weight of the Perfect Mug
Not too heavy, not too light—a good mug has to feel right. You’ve become a connoisseur of handle comfort and rim thickness. Your spouse thinks you’re overthinking it. They’re wrong. This is science.
5. Your Family Rolls Their Eyes When You Bring Home Another Mug
“Another one? Don’t you already have mugs?” they say, as if they’ll ever understand. Each mug is unique, Karen! (Yes, I just called out my sister-in-law.)
6. Your Dog Has a Mug… and Doesn’t Even Drink Coffee
Okay, maybe that’s just me. Reina has a custom mug that says "Reina’s Mom” because obviously, she deserves it. You’re already planning mugs for future pets because #priorities.
7. You Can’t Throw Them Away… Even the Broken Ones
Chipped rim? Handle fell off? Doesn’t matter. They’re like old friends who’ve seen you through late-night cram sessions and early morning chaos. Plus, you swear you’ll DIY them into something cute… someday.
8. You Own "Seasonal" Mugs
Pumpkin spice season? Check. Snowflakes for December? Got it. Heart-covered mugs for Valentine’s Day? Obviously. If you’ve ever rearranged your mugs to fit the time of year, welcome to the club.
9. You’ve Given Mugs as Gifts… and Kept Them for Yourself
You’ve bought a mug thinking, "This would be perfect for Aunt Susan," only to decide that Aunt Susan doesn’t appreciate good mugs the way you do. Into the collection it goes. Sorry, Susan.
10. Coffee Just Tastes Better in a Good Mug
It’s not science (or maybe it is), but we all know it’s true. The right mug can make even mediocre coffee feel special. And let’s be honest—it’s the mug that’s making your mornings bearable, not the caffeine.
So, What’s Next?
If you’ve nodded along to most of these, congratulations—you’re one of us. The good news? There’s no cure, but who wants one anyway? Mugs bring joy, comfort, and a little humor to life. Embrace your addiction (responsibly), and let your collection grow. And if you need help finding your next must-have mug, you know where to find me. (Hint: Check out my shop!)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to clear space for a new "Mugs Before Hugs" design I’ve been working on. Cheers to all my fellow mug addicts—keep sipping and collecting!
